The Statist's Prayer

Courtesy Justin Mundie

The Statist’s Prayer:
Our Government,Which art in Washington
Inculpable be Thy actions.

Thy empire come.Thy will be done
Around the globe, As it is in the US.

Give us this dayOur daily bread
Free retirement, healthcare
Environmental protection,Transportation
education, Protectionist tariffs, Security
regulation, Fiat currency, and anything
elsethe majority of registered voters wants.
And go more into debt, As we become more debtors.

And lead us into blind obedience,As we give up our freedom.
For Thine is the Empire,and our incomes and the military
and police powers, and the glory,forever.

Or until the loose fiscal policy, borrowing money,
and creating the fiat currency necessary to
sustain the socialistic paternal State combines
with the insurmountable cost of defense against
the global unrest caused by poor foreign policy
and brings the whole Ponzi scheme crashing to its knees.
Amen